Sleep on the floor, dream about me

‘Welcome back’.

This Friday the 13th was accurately dubbed GOTH DAY- a celebration of our submission to Satan and an opportunity to wear Alt Witch couture out in public. @TravisMcFarland drove into Vegas from LA and brought with him Professional Nothing-Master THE DEATH QUEEN. Together we formed a tri-force of transcendent deathcore gothness, as made evident in this ‘highly controversial’ youtube video (we are listening to Puscifer and seducing a real-life pedo bear):

My outfit:

Veiled hat: Frank Olive for Neiman Marcus
Floral trenchcoat: Bebe
Bandage dress: Bebe
Belt: Vintage
Necklaces: Vintage and Juicy Couture
Pointed heels: Nine West
Messenger bag: Rebecca Minkoff

I hung out with Dethy and Travis for most of the day…

Molesting the Pedo Bear since he wouldn’t molest us first

Travis and Dethy playing in their new hit buzzband, BEARFUCKER

2 GIRLS 1 MIATA

Me and Travis beachin’ it at Metro Pizza

Dethy’s new boyfriend: Ryan, our waiter

Eventually we met up with ~10 other people at California Pizza Kitchen in the Fashion Show Mall

Matt from VICTORIOUS

Niko being a LIFER

Zack Pearlman before makeover

Zack Pearlman after makeover

Matt, Justice, and me!

GREAT HAIR, THX JUSTICE

Matt considering laser hair removal surgery in the middle of Fashion Show Mall

DETHY RAPE SCENE

Epic rape escape

Peaches walking down the runway with a random child wearing Crocs

DETH WALK

Artfully arranged couch thing

WHAT CAN I SAY, IT’S MY STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE LIFE QUEEN

The Life Queen pole dances in front of FOREVER 21, our favorite store for personal brand enhancement

MEET JENNIFER, 40 YEAR OLD BOOBYLICIOUS LAS VEGETABLE. SHE LOVES HER IMPLANTS ALMOST AS MUCH AS SHE LOVES LIFE.

Jennifer, Dethy, Peaches, and Jonny

Julianna, Jennifer, Dethy, Jonny

Jonny performing his moral duty

EXHIBITION

Dethy in the Trump suite

Coincidentally, our cosmic bowling shoes were ‘Cobra’ brand. You should have seen Dethy’s socks.

Dethy, Travis, me!

In the cab

Dethy and Justice back in the suite

Goth Day was a success. Send me your vibes, yall.

xx